Wednesday, April 07, 2010

What Monsters Would Say: Oriental Yeti

"So they put me in this pink cage and I think to myself this is quite demeaning and emasculating, but then I think to myself well, wouldn't I put me in a fucking pink cage too? I mean look at yourself, I say to myself, you're a fucking travesty. I don't know where to begin. Look, fuck it, do you at least have some moisturizer I can borrow? You probably won't want it back. Fuck."


Iona said...

That's not a monster. Monsters don't get mange.

JJWM said...

I have never felt more sorry for anything.