Top story on today's Dom Post:
Sounds pretty serious! Look at those confiscated items!
The Dom Post is a newspaper published for the purpose of selling newspapers to readers and delivering eyeballs to advertisers, so they're free to finangle a photo of some toy guns, art supplies and hen-party accessories into a horrifying lineup of confiscated Tools of Terror any day of the week. Hell, they're still not the Press.
But let's not scoff too hard about culture-of-fear crisis-mongering overseas, shall we?