Monday, January 26, 2009

What Monsters Would Say: Fenrir


"Eughhh! Your hand's all sour like those horrible Japanese dried plums, I hate it!"

Sunday, January 04, 2009

What Monsters Would Say: Basilisk


"Too much emo hair. Can't tell girls and boys apart. What we need's another war. Bloody Americans. Turn down that rap music. Pull up those trousers. Stupid people everywhere. Country's gone to pot. Political correctness gone mad. Get off my craggy outcrop."